You know I generally like to think that even though I’m from a small town, I’m not some sort of redneck or white trash. But then I remembered that awkward time when I was 17 and I had to tell my dad that I was sexually active in the lobby of a McDonalds. Inside of a Wal-Mart.
Yep.
So that pretty much shatters any illusions I may have held about myself.

red hair and leopard print. might as well shoot me now
Well, that is a rather attractive lady. Congrats on your hotness.