Tony Stark: Hey, I’ve read all about your accident. That much gamma exposure should have killed you.
Bruce Banner: So you’re saying that the Hulk, the other guy, saved my life? That’s nice. It’s a nice sentiment. Save it for what?
Tony Stark: I guess we’ll find out.
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
SERIOUS NERD ANSWER: Because the shield is made of vibranium, which basically just absorbs any energy directed at it. Which is why it can deflect bullets. Or you know, enchanted hammers of the gods.
But yes, also because FREEDOM.
shh it’s okay Clint, Cap will let you wear it
This scene was so great. Fuck you Loki, you just got schooled in interrogation techniques. HA.
I LOLed pretty hard at that scene. Thor is just like, “Well that’s kind of annoying.” HIS HAIR DIDN’T EVEN GET SINGED.
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information#she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
ALL OF THE ABOVE