Iron Man Daisuki!

…and snicker to yourself at all the random crap you have posted and be like, “Damn, if I wasn’t me I’d totally be my best friend.”

Yeah me either. That would be weird.

We do this dance every morning 5 days a week. I leave for work and need to cross the street at the exact time you are coming down the street/around the corner. And you go flying around the corner and nearly hit me, EVERY DAMN DAY, even though I am a pedestrian and have the walk signal. Why are you in such a fucking hurry?! You are a bus for TOURISTS. People who are on VACATION. They have all the time in the world! Also you should be waiting for pedestrians because you have the red light and they have the walk signal. I guess you don’t because “Fuck you, I’m a bus. What are you going to do, stop me with your fragile human body? HA I’d like to see that.”  

I’m just gonna start yelling and flippin’ the bus off so all the tourists can see/hear me. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES VANCOUVER TOURISM?!

Spent all day catching up on my reading and now I’m just waiting on the pizza to watch my Sunday shows. Exquisite.